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The World's A Lot.
Let's Do Something About It.
// WHAT EVEN IS THIS?
Post when something good happens.
See that other people are still trying.
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Continue with your regularly scheduled existence.​​​
// EXAMPLES OF MONDAYS
Helped someone move on the hottest day ever.
Would not recommend.
Would probably do it again.
Bought donut for the person behind me. They insisted they had money. We accidentally created an awkward standoff. Everyone laughed. They eventually took the fricken donut.
-- Someone in Hyattsville
-- Someone from Seton
[ IT'S NOT MUCH.
DO IT ANYWAY ]
// WANT TO JOIN OUR TEAM OF NERDS?
Programmers/Developers needed: Help build features, squash bugs, red-team security, and reduce the chances of the app imploding into a black hole nuclear meltdown type situation.
Social Media Creative Team needed: Looking for influencers, actors, video
editors, and short-film producers. Help us make awkward, funny content
that make people laugh for 3.267 seconds.
Maryland School Ambassadors needed: Help spread the word in Hyattsville, Bethesda, Potomac, Silver Spring, Baltimore, and surrounding areas.
DC School Ambassadors needed: Help us cover all four corners of the District. Bonus if Congress starts exchanging high-fives.
Virginia School Ambassadors needed: Help us grow across Northern Virginia including Arlington, Fairfax, McLean, Chantilly, and nearby communities.
Hype Man needed: Help motivate the team with relentless positivity, nerdy reminders, and occasional dancing. Must be willing to celebrate extremely minor victories.
Communications Lead needed: Talk to media, answer questions, and represent the company professionally. If asked about politics, turn around and awkwardly sprint in the opposite direction as fast as possible..
Business Lead needed: Try to find an investor who believes in the mission. No selling our souls. Remember, we are attempting to make the internet 0.7% less exhausting.
Professional counter needed?: Count things.
Content Writers needed: Help create compliments, random messages, prompts, challenges, and other slightly unhinged things that make people smile for 4.97467 seconds.
Graphic Designer needed: Make things look significantly less ugly than we made them look.
App Testers: Beta test new releases, red-team, and find bugs.
// What do we pay?
We're teenagers.
We don't have venture capital.
We don't have a kombucha budget.
.................................................................. yet.
For early team members, that can work with us after school hours or on weekends, we are offering:
// Leadership positions
// Sweat equity (ownership in the company)
// Future paid positions as the company grows
Interested? Reach out HERE.
// Did you find a software bug?
We are giving away $25 gift cards for information (descriptions, video, screenshots) on bugs that we are not aware of.
All bugs that we are already aware of are documented on our social media pages.
// Find us here
// Who Are We
I'm Darnail. I mostly work on architecture and code.
On occasion, my brother makes me participate in his ridiculous videos.
// Teammates Coming Soon
I'm Tyler. I do most of the operations and write content.
Darnail pretends like he doesn't like making funny videos with me, but he does.
No weird algorithms. No trolls.
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